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  PROLOGUE

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  Once Upon a Time

  Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was an awkward, nervous middle school girl—that’s me!—who wanted nothing more than to be invisible. Okay, that’s a lie; I wanted a little bit more than that. I wanted Jack Walsh. Jack was not the cutest or the coolest guy in school, but he was the only guy in school, as far as I was concerned. He had dark hair, deep amber eyes, and soft lips I couldn’t help but want, want, want. He read Steinbeck and played a baby-blue Stratocaster—I know, I know, but I was only thirteen, okay? Most important, he had this intensity when he spoke to me, as if I were the only person he’d ever want to speak to as long as he lived, and that made me feel . . . spectacular.

  The problem was, I wasn’t the only person he wanted to speak to. Nor was I the only girl he spoke to with such intensity. Actually, as it turned out (to my total and complete dismay), he was madly in love with my best friend Gwendolyn Crane, whom I’d known since kindergarten. I didn’t blame him. Gwen was tall and blond with immaculate skin and electrifying green eyes. She could quote lines from Pretty Little Liars (her bible), she followed bands I’d never even heard of, and at only thirteen years old, she could have competed in the Olympics of flirting. And taken home the gold. Yes, I know that’s not a real thing, but Gwen was just that smooth.

  Then there was me: gangly and uncoordinated, brown hair, greenish grayish eyes, my once adorable baby face completely disrupted by braces, which might as well have been a mouth full of barbed wire. I stumbled over my words as much as I stumbled over my feet. Sure, I had my blue eyes, but those were less appealing when hidden behind horn-rimmed glasses. Boys made me blush (not in a cute way), and girls made me cry (they were cruel even then). Long story short: I was a graceless bundle of nerves, a completely unviable romantic choice when there were Gwendolyn Cranes roaming the earth. So like I said, I didn’t blame him for falling for her instead of me (like he was supposed to), and I didn’t blame her for falling for him (did I mention he was perfect? I guess Gwen thought so, too). They made a great couple, everyone said so.

  So I decided to bury my feelings and get on board the Gwen and Jack train, no matter how much it hurt, as any good best friend would. I spent all of seventh and eighth grade watching them hold hands and kiss in the quad when they thought no one was watching. I listened as Gwen confided in me their tour of all the bases with details so sharp and crisp it was like my brain was a chalkboard and her words were nails, painted red and sharpened to a point (first base in an alley while walking home from school, second base in her bedroom with the door cracked open, her parents watching Oprah downstairs). I listened when she called me crying about fights they’d had (once he’d kissed another girl during gym and then confessed to her, for example), and each time I’d pray they’d break up and then hate myself for it. I also hated how much I loved the conversations I had with him during orchestra (he played the cello, I played the violin, and Gwen played nothing, so this was the only alone time I had with Jack). We’d be putting away our music stands at the end of class and he’d throw his arms around me and say, “How’s your day, my beautiful Harper?” I’d smile and tell him about my classes, too swept off my feet to mention that I was in no way his, despite wanting to be, or that I knew he was only calling me beautiful to make me feel less insecure about my braces, or that I knew for a fact his girlfriend did not like when he called other girls beautiful, regardless of his reasoning or motive.

  I worried every day that I was a terrible friend for harboring these all-consuming feelings for my best friend’s boyfriend, and then one day this worry was confirmed by Gwen herself, who screamed it at me while staining her shirt with dark and inky mascara tears.

  See, I had also written down everything I’m telling you now in a diary, plus a whole lot of other super private thoughts and emotions that absolutely no one was ever allowed to read, not even my best friend—especially not her. But on this particular Wednesday (just six days away from junior high graduation), Gwen came over to my house after school. While I was in the bathroom, she took the liberty of snooping through my desk and reading said secret diary. When I returned to my room she threw the book at my head.

  “I knew it!” she screamed. “I’ve always known you liked him, I just didn’t want to admit it to myself. I told myself you were too good of a friend to betray me. I can’t believe this!”

  “Gwen . . .” I shut the door behind me and picked up the diary, trying to stay calm even as I felt my heart would explode out of my chest. “They’re just feelings that I have, okay? I’ve never done anything about them, and I never would. I’ve been trying to get rid of this . . . crush, or whatever it is, because the last thing I’d ever want is to mess up your relationship. That’s my private diary. You were never supposed to—”

  “But I just knew that you were hiding something from me and I couldn’t stand it anymore. I had to read it. Otherwise I’d never know for sure.”

  “And you couldn’t have just asked me?”

  “You would have lied!”

  “Fine. Well, I’m telling you the truth now. I’ve liked Jack for a long time, but I’m your friend and I’ll never do anything about it. Ever.”

  “And I’m telling you the truth now: you’re an amazing liar and a horrible friend. All this time I’ve been confiding in you, thinking I could trust you?! How stupid was I? Get out of my way.” She pushed me aside and reached for the doorknob.

  “Where are you going?”

  “Home.” Her voice was hard, her tone wooden. “I never want to see you again. I hope you and Jack are very happy together.”

  “Gwen! You’re overreacting; he doesn’t even like me. He sees me as a friend. He loves you! You have nothing to be worried about!” But she wasn’t listening; instead, she was bounding down our stairs and out the front door, leaving a trail of Marc Jacobs perfume as she went.

  I didn’t know it then, but this would be the last sight I would have of Gwendolyn Crane for a long time: pouting on my street corner, blond hair shining in the sunlight, pacing for a few minutes before her mom’s black Range Rover pulled up to the curb and swooped her away.

  * * *

  One year later I had gone from being an awkward middle schooler to being an awkward freshman in high school. The only real differences were that Gwen and Jack broke up after she transferred to Malibu High (it was closer to where she lived and was an easy way to never see me), my braces came off, and I made a small group of friends: three girls, all named Jessica. They went by Jessie, Jessa, and Jess (I swear on my life, you can’t make this stuff up), and invited me to sit with them at lunch on the first day of freshman year after Mrs. Chapman, the geometry teacher, accidentally read my middle name instead of my first name during roll call. So what’s my middle name? If you guessed Jessica, you are correct. The Jessicas were disappointed to learn my actual first name, but they were sweet girls and insisted I keep eating lunch with them regardless. So I spent the next few months living a very low-key, regular, calm existence, going to classes, eating lunch with the Jessicas, and walking a certain path around campus that would maximize my chances of bumping into Jack Walsh.

  And sometimes I would succeed. I’d time it perfectly so that I’d walk past his math class just as he was leaving, and he’d smil
e and give me a hug before we’d walk across campus to his next class in the science building, laughing about whatever. As soon as he’d enter his classroom, I’d turn right around and power-walk back in the other direction to where my next class was, in the language building. By the time the bell rang I’d be panting and out of breath, but it was always worth it. For quite a while I felt guilty for being unable to stop harboring these feelings toward my best friend’s ex-boyfriend. Sure, she had moved schools and wasn’t speaking to me, but we had been close for so long that I just assumed we would work it out. But after months of my texting and calling and emailing her with nothing but radio silence in response, I realized she intended to cut me out for good. And if she didn’t want to know me anymore, shouldn’t I be allowed to let my crush on Jack run wild? As if I even had a choice in the matter. I often caught myself daydreaming about his finally asking me out. I hoped that Gwen being out of the picture would allow him to finally realize, Taylor Swift style, that he belonged with me. But alas, he never did.

  Then came the day that changed everything. It was a Monday, and I was dawdling in the downstairs hallway of the math building, taking my time so that I’d cross Mr. Contreras’s class at the exact moment Jack normally walked out of it. This was usually about three minutes after the bell rang (he was slow at packing up, I knew this), but sometimes it was two minutes and sometimes it was four; there was no way to know for sure. I’m not, and have never been, a mind reader.

  On this day Jack emerged from the classroom a magic three minutes after the bell rang, and we practically bumped into each other in the hallway. Perfect.

  “Harper!” He put his hand on my hip before continuing to speak, “I love how I always run into you right after math. Honestly, the highlight of my day.”

  “Oh, please.” I blushed. “Anyway, how’s your day?”

  “Well, it was kind of lame, but now you’re here, so I have nothing to complain about.”

  “Aw, you’re a sweetheart,” I said as we walked out of the math building and onto the main quad. There must have been a hint of sarcasm or bitterness or something in my voice, because then he said, “What? What’s wrong?”

  “What do you mean? Why would something be wrong?”

  “You seem . . . sad. Or annoyed. I can’t tell which. Maybe both?”

  “Nope. Neither,” I lied. “I’m totally fine.”

  “Are you sure? Because you know I’m your friend and you can tell me anything. I feel like we used to talk all the time and then suddenly—I know things got kind of weird with Gwen, and then she left out of nowhere, and yes, that totally sucked for both of us, but I don’t see why that should mean you and I can’t talk like we used to. I miss you, you know? I miss our conversations.”

  “Yeah, I do too.” I chewed the inside of my cheek, contemplating whether I should say what I’d been dying to say for over a year and a half.

  “Yeah? So then what’s going on, Harp?”

  I broke down. “Okay, here’s the thing.” I launched right in. “I’ve always felt that you and I have a really strong connection.” I was unstoppable. “I think you’re . . . incredible. To be completely honest, I think about you all the time. I’ve thought about you pretty much since the day I met you.”

  “Harper, I—”

  “Wait, let me finish. When Gwen left, I thought maybe finally you’d see that we could be together. I thought maybe you’d realize it was me you wanted all along and you’d ask me out, so yeah, if I seem sad and annoyed, it’s because you just haven’t. And I’m starting to get that you never will.”

  “Oh boy.” He took a deep breath. “Are you finished now?”

  “Uh . . . yes.” I felt light with relief; the burden of these secret feelings had been lifted.

  “Okay. Listen, Harper, I love you. You’re so special to me, and you always have been. And you always will be. But I don’t feel . . . that way about you.”

  The world crashed down around me, splinters of my pride and dignity flying every which way. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. For a year and a half I’d dreaded telling Jack how I felt out of fear that he’d reject me. I’d had nightmares about this very moment, and now it was actually happening.

  “Harper? Are you okay?”

  “I’m fine,” I snapped, feeling pale as a ghost and just as fragile. “You don’t have feelings for me, I get it. I guess I’m not surprised—no, you know what? I am surprised. You’ve always been extra sweet to me, and you’re more than just friendly. For as long as I remember, you’ve gone out of your way to flirt with me. So that was all, what? An act? For what? To make Gwen jealous?”

  “It wasn’t an act!” he protested. “Listen, I love you—but just as a really, really great friend, Harp. I’m sorry if something I did made you think . . . something else.”

  “I have to get to class,” I said, blinking extra fast to keep from crying.

  “I really hope we can still be friends, Harp.”

  “I, uh . . . I have to get to class,” I repeated, having nothing else to say, and hurried out of sight as quickly as my feet could carry me.

  * * *

  That day after school when my mom picked me up, I jumped into her Volkswagen SUV and burst out crying. Big fat tears rolled down my cheeks, the kind that fall so hard they get in your mouth and your hair. Salt water everywhere.

  “Baby!” My mom turned around, horrified. “What’s the matter?”

  In between sobs and gasps for air I tried to explain to her what had happened. I sounded like a dying chinchilla (I think? Not that I know the first thing about what a dying chinchilla sounds like), but after a while she was able to put the pieces together.

  She seemed relieved. “Ah, so it begins.”

  “So what begins?” I sobbed.

  “The heartbreaking adolescent years. This is all very normal stuff, Harpy. Any teenage girl worth her salt will get her heart broken at least once. As far as I’m concerned, you’re not a real teenager until you’ve had your first heartbreak.”

  “Uggghhhhhh,” I groaned, truly in agony. “I never want to feel this again. Ever! I’m humiliated, Mom. How am I supposed to show my face around him now? And what if he tells people? Everyone is just going to feel sorry for me and think I’m this sad, pathetic, little loser.”

  “No, they absolutely will not think that.”

  “They will!”

  “Listen to me, Harper. They won’t.”

  “Why not?”

  “You’ll see.” She turned the car around and drove us in silence to the Santa Monica mall. She pulled into the parking lot and turned off the car. “Look,” she said, “when I was your age and I’d get sad over a boy, my mom would always say, ‘The best revenge is looking fabulous,’ and she’d take me on a shopping spree. Now, that may not be the best parenting, but it’s what we’re going to do. Come on, let’s do some damage.”

  * * *

  I’m not going to lie to you, that day we shopped ’til we dropped. And then we shopped some more. By the time we got home, it was nine at night and my legs were so sore I thought they might fall off. I had more than enough gorgeous new outfits to help me play the part of Girl Who Actually Doesn’t Care That You Rejected Her, and was beginning to realize that the humiliation of being rejected wasn’t fatal. I could be rejected and still be awesome. I could still be beautiful and totally fierce. That doesn’t mean the brutal sting of today’s events was any less painful, but at least then I knew I had it in me to recover.

  I ate a late dinner with my parents and then retreated to my bedroom. The events of the day had left my mind reeling, and I didn’t feel totally ready for bed, so I did what I always do when there’s nothing better to do (and sometimes even when there is something better to do): I logged on to Facebook.

  Now, I don’t know if the decision to log on to Facebook in that moment is what changed my life completely and forever, but it definitely played a role. Sometimes I wonder how things might have been different if I hadn’t gone to my Facebook
page that night and seen that one of the Jessicas (the one who went by Jess) had posted a YouTube video made by a girl named Cynthia Watson. The video was called “How to Do Your Makeup Like a Heartbreaker,” so I clicked on it, thinking the only thing missing from my drop-dead outfit for tomorrow would be some heartbreaker makeup, whatever that was. I watched mesmerized from beginning to end while Cynthia Watson went through the motions of covering up blemishes, applying smoky cat eyes, contouring cheekbones, and plumping up lips using lip liner and gloss. She made it all look so easy . . . and really, really fun.

  The only problem was I didn’t have any of the products she used in my arsenal (I didn’t even have a makeup arsenal, to be honest), so I went downstairs and asked my mom if I could borrow some.

  “Aren’t you a little too young for makeup?” she asked.

  “I got my heart broken today, Mom, that means I’m officially a teenager. You said so yourself.”

  She had to agree, and soon I was watching Cynthia’s video again, this time practicing on myself as she went through the steps. When I was finished, I looked more like a clown than a heartbreaker, but I didn’t care; I washed it off and tried again. Cynthia’s video led to other videos, and those videos led to more videos, all about makeup techniques and hairstyles and sometimes fashion tips. I lost track of time, watching one after the other. I stayed up all night like this, and by the time morning came, it felt as though I’d watched every beauty tutorial YouTube had to offer. The truth is, I’d only just scratched the tip of the iceberg.

  It was seven in the morning and I was exhausted but too excited to notice. I had discovered a whole new world, and I had a heartbreaking ensemble to wear that would surely blow Jack out of the water. I felt like a completely new girl, ready to flaunt my new look and break some hearts.

  I showed up to school wearing high-waisted jeans, a white halter top, and suede high-heeled booties. For the first time in my life I was wearing a full face of makeup, and the feeling was exhilarating. I had spent hours during the night imagining what it would be like to talk to Jack when I saw him, but I hadn’t considered everyone else in the school. I hadn’t considered that going from overalls to halter tops overnight would take me from being invisible to, well, quite visible. People stared as I walked down the halls like I was Sandy in the last scene of Grease. People who I’d never spoken to before said things like “Wow, Harper, you look . . . different,” and “Oh my god, I love your outfit.” I had been so worried that everyone would find out about my being rejected and feel sorry for me, but I flipped the script! If people had found out, it didn’t matter now, because I had given them something better to talk about, and in this conversation, I wasn’t a reject. Funny how I’d always wanted to be invisible and left alone. I never knew being noticed would feel so much better.